The happy place

Even though I’m no longer a young man, having spent ~40% of my estimated life span thus far, I still count myself wise beyond my years, cause I spend so much time thinking about things.

Some would even say that I think too much.

For example I’ve been thinking about fancy clothing for men that there aren’t many options like you have suit on and maybe some tie or fly and there really aren’t many different ways to dress like you can’t have sari or skirt, I don’t think, and maybe if you are Scottish enough you can have kilt but I think that’s all you can do but if you go back in time, just a couple of hundred years; men wore pantaloons and capes with fancy silver buckles and swords around the waist and big hats like magicians hats and monocles like the monopoly guy and or some cool goggles like in a victorian steam punk novel or anyhow I saw a documentary about capes, that it was when the automobile came to replace the horse that rendered the various capes and cloaks obsolete, and ever since then it’s been going downhill. I guess that you could wear all those things (except the sword) and only thing is that you’d be suspected for some freak and I’d rather let them wait until they’ve talked to me before noticing that because I’m also very charming.

My prediction for 2024 is that it’s gonna change because at this point there’s only one way for fancy men clothing trends to go, and that’s up, because surely we’re at rock bottom now.

Anyhow if I could change my appearance then I’d go for elf ears.