The happy place

Elves have a beautiful language though I've heard it told that dwarf women actually have beards and therefore the rings of power TV Show is full of historical inaccuracies as the female dwarves in it look female.

I'm not sure of this but it comes from a trusted source. I myself have a beard, but am too tall to be a dwarf and therefore I conclude that I am a male.

I have now left my old life behind me, and am rapidly making many new friends on account of my powerful charisma and super human agreeableness.

In my new life I'm running the windows operating system, did you hear of it,? Basically a fairly decent OS with many layers of shit on top. Like really shitty stuff like the edge browser and the one drive and a start menu laden with clickbait articles and ads which makes me think that OS is overripe and makes me think it's time to sell my Microsoft shares.

Another new thing is I'm now running Android and having the Gboard I can now swipe type fuck which is really fucked up that you cannot do on the iPhone.

In having the fucking iPhone still cause then I can use one phone to call the other in case one gets lost which happens to me very often.

Redundancy is in my fucking DNA