The happy place

.Would you like to know something about dogs? They are fine creatures indeed.

Or some of them are: my relative (who is anonymous here because she loved this dog more than her own children, so it’s a sensitive topic indeed) used to have this chihuahua who was basically a mini Cujo.

The feral beast would growl at coloured purple, well all people are coloured or else they would be invisible, but anyhow he would growl at them like some racist, and he would growl and try to bite children. Children would approach to pet him but quickly change their minds when greeted by a hellish growl. I say try to bite here because he had only one single tooth, so most of the biting would be unsuccessfully from the gums.

And the tip of his dog penis was always sticking out one half centimetre like a snail peeking out. He used it to pee on other dogs with.

Gross.

I can’t think of a single act of kindness he did in his whole dog life.

The creature is dead now which is a shame for he was loved if only by one single person, but that is a lot.

To be loved is a beautiful thing.

Oh yea just remembered one more thing worth mentioning is he stank more out of his mouth than out of his asshole.