Executive summary

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The small dog appreciates the city life, however he has a fear of the dark which makes him ceaselessly bark in all directions, like his brain has flown off to somewhere and he’s left an alarm bell in his cute little head instead, because it’s like nothing can get through to him when he is in that mode.

I picture it like the printouts in the log of some system spewing exception messages until restarted and then it would just proceed as if nothing had just happened.

He must have a vivid imagination for all of the threats he sees out there in his mind’s eye.

He’s also mostly in a very good mood and he excitedly starts each new day by wagging his tail wildly while alternating between biting my nose, licking my face and barking. It’s hard to not let some of that positivity rub off.

He has this problem however that his shit (the poo) ofttimes gets stuck in his ass-fur, and there it will dangle like a rank banana until he’s taken a shower in the bathroom sink. This whole ordeal troubles him greatly.

Speaking of which

There is this super cute duck Pokémon Psyduck who has an inflatable swim ring around his waist which I have been catching a lot of!

But I have a strong intense (yes, it’s that bad) headache now and I’ve not been sleeping so much lately. But it will pass.

Everything passes unfortunately.