The happy place

I dreamt that we were at a restaurant and they were serving dessert. It was something with whipped cream and also ice cream and I was cheating on my wife so was going to call my mistress on my mobile phone, but it had turned into a spray bottle. One of those colourful orange/purple blank pretty big like 500ml spray bottles with a proper handle with room for at least three fingers, one one would typically find in a bathroom and use to clean stuff with. I was unable to find the display, I was expecting one of the green old Nokia displays but couldn’t find it nor any sign on the surface of the bottle/phone that hinted that it might be hidden inside. (Same with the buttons).

My mistress (in the dream) didn’t show up, her dessert was melting and everybody (there were a lot of people there just to see me) had a terrible time (this is a fact in the dream, not just projections), and it was all my fault.