A drama in two parts
I’m at the sushi joint, waiting for a so called bibimbap, they’re all full of stuff in there, in the food. However the chef coughed just now. Wonder if there’s cough in my bibimbap.
That would be unfortunate.
Now some idiot woman is asking them for wooden spoons. First she asked twice whether there was chicken in her food. They said yes twice. Now she’s wondering about wooden spoons. Why would they have wooden spoons in there? Does it look like an ice cream shop to her?
I bet she’s one of those entitled parents, you know? — or worse yet: a middle school teacher, who has this way of talking down to other people, like whoever she talks to she also teaches something, you know? Like she would have to ask twice in case they didn’t understand her the first time…
Wooden spoons…
She can shove the wooden spoons where the sun don’t ✨ shine.
Now I have eaten the bibimbap. The world isn’t so terrible.
I hope the middle school teacher found some wooden spoons for her chicken.
teachers and parents are the golden link between past and future.
May she ✨ shine like a su